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    Posted: 26 March 2019 at 21:38
As my penance for spoiling the fun on the Joke of the Day thread, I am starting a thread for one-liners, wise or not. 

Please contribute, I am not wise enough to keep this going for very long  :-)


Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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You know you need a holiday when you start looking like your passport photograph...
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It looks like LOTSA has taken his own advice and gone on holiday so here goes!

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Back again today. We lost one of our pets yesterday so was a difficult day.  Thank you Huffee.



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Invited by vegetarians for dinner?  Tell them about your special dietary requirements and ask for a rare steak.
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Rehab is for quitters.
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Money isn't everything but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.
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Always try to read a book that will make you look good if you die in the middle of reading it.
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